(I apologise for any strange symbols that may appear on this page. I will do my best to keep them at bay but for no apparent reason they keep popping up!)
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor ~ Kat seemed convinced
I am handsome
You are handsome
You are ugly
I know ~ Dave got a bit up himself. So, who's going to break it to him?
Chicken with a wing ~ Yes Louisa. A chicken.
There was a crocodile ~ Apparently.
She took off her clothes ~ Calm down Dave
He took off his clothes ~ Ha! I can cheer louder than you!
Oh heck, he's eaten my neck
Oh dread, he's eaten my head ~ The best bit about these two was the way she kept a straight face while wriggling about on the floor and apparently being eaten by a giant snake. Classic.
Was alive ~ It's Dave, ok. Just don't ask.
Fraud ~ Yes Chris, we know.
I am the Fairy Godmother ~ Jessie gets to live out her fantasies.
I am Prince Charming ~ You keep telling yourself that Dave!
Ping! ~ Again with the not asking thing. You had to be there.
I am the Ugly Sisters ~ No comments please.
I am so handsome. I am going to marry you
Alright ~ Remind me why I agreed.
Pigwidgeon ~ Chris getting a little confused.
I lose ~ Bother. I lose too.
Muffin ~ Just another Dave moment.
She lives in a sewage lorry ~ Toria goes zooming past
Bounce around with Harris ~ Remember this one Chris? Oh for the day we get bounce around with Martin painted on our minibus
Hiding behind a flowerpot ~ We never did get a photo.
Yes dearest ~ Finally, Jessie realises that no one is actually listening to her.
Is it time yet ~ Classic sketch that one. Sympathy to Emily for having to wait so long.
I'm short ~ Louise (as Gimli) suddenly realises why her neck always aches.
I'm still short ~ As if we didn't get it the first time
Weasel Feet ~ For future reference, Louisa's nicked that for her rock band. The next two, however, are still available
Kung Fu Trees
Combat Alfalfa
You shall go out with Roy ~ We should make it one of the commandments
Apple of my eye ~ Ask Jessie
Twinkle in my eye ~ And this one's for Toria
Reckless driver ~ Anne. Go-karts. Need I say more?
Anne, we don't trust your driving, you're not allowed on the go-karts ~ Shame we didn't stick with Chris on this. It would have saved all the trouble the last one caused
I missed the corner ~ See? We shouldn't have let Anne on!
You'll have to go up her nose ~ Cause according to Toria, my eyes are taken. Odd child.
Floaty bit ~ In answer to, what's the Holy Spirit.
Roy twins ~ Jessie and Toria. Though apparently Kat's making that triplets. (No dirty jokes please)
Half a Saturn year ~ The only disadvantage to visiting Saturn is the time you have to wait to return. Having said that, wait a few years and they may have a proper transport system up and running
Down on one knee ~ *sighs* He was soooooooooo romantic!
I'm dead ~ Hey. Blame Kat. She made us sing it.
What's wrong with the blue one ~ Jessie honey, he can only wear one robe at a time.
Fancy a game of trains? ~ These following ones are quite simple. All you have to know to understand them is the draught and train are the same word in German. Random, I know.
Shut the door, there's a train coming in
Draught timetable
2 o'clock draught
By the way, I don't know the words ~ Appreciation for Jessie here. No one else could make up a complete harmony part without actually knowing what they were singing!
Where are we? ~ Cause we'd so obviously practised.
Planet hopping ~ Martin just didn't get it.
No, not that. Anything but that
Yes, another sequel ~ Sam (Dave) is distraught to find he has *another* three hours of film to complete
Clang, clang, clang, clang ~ I am sooooo going to have to randomly walk up to someone and say that.
Lord, the clouds are gathering ~ Talking of randomly walking up to someone and saying strange things, I apologise to all who were in the kitchen when I burst in to announce this one.
Give a yell ~ I hate this one!
Don't get me dirty
You're already dirty
Well, don't get me red then ~ I don't think anyone who wasn't there will understand the terror in Penny advancing rather quickly towards you armed with a ketchup bottle. Chris ~ full sympathy here.
And it was red ~ This has to go here simply to follow on from the last one. The shark song is just disturbing.
The granny shark, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ~ Anyone who has not heard the song must request at least this part from Tilly, Laura or Kat.
Because of you ~ Random loud noises and hyperactive bouncing around. Who wouldn't love it?
Anyone with more testosterone than a female, please leave ~ Penny has the most originally ways of hinting to the boys that they shouldn't be there. Apparently Jessie and I don't fall into this category. Severe disappointment.
He blatantly wants to go on Barney ~ The excitement of the army men at spotting the small Barney train, and their oh-so-subtle attempts to get onto it unnoticed.
Ohhhhhhhhhh. The army guys are gone! ~ Poor Anne
STOP CLICKING THE PENS! ~ Oh, Penny, it's fun. Cause apparently we find nothing more exciting than sitting in a silent room in a big circle clicking our pens. No. Not even we are that sad. However, I think if it hadn't wound the leaders up so much it wouldn't have had the same attraction.
Have you noticed its all the girls who are being violent? ~ Yes Chris, and have you noticed it's all the boys being annoying? :p
It's not cold out here ~ Says Anne, wrapped in about 8 layers and still shivering. Of course not my dear.
Alleyway of doom ~ Which, by the light, looks a lot more like an arch into a walled garden than a terrifying alleyway.
Lostness is not a word ~ Ha! I've won. I am maintaining that lostness is not a word and Word is currently telling me the same thing. Silly prayer book.
Come and see our blanket mound ~ It was sooooooo close to the ceiling. *Sniff* Gone forever.
Has anyone seen the yellow pool ball?
What does it look like?
Identical to this one ~ My attempt to explain to the less educated among us exactly what a yellow pool ball was.
Can your dogs climb trees?
That'll be monkeys you're thinking of ~ I never found out that strangers name, but if you ever read this, I love you. You are very cool!
Yay! We got the rock back! ~ Ok, so what if we'd given up on the ball.
So, did you get the ball back?
No, but we got 4 sticks, 2 rocks and a bottle stuck up with it ~ Martin's shameful admittance.
How many times did you go around the roundabout?
Are you dizzy?
Did you wear your seatbelt? ~ Ask Anne on this one. From what I recall it was something about Chris driving round in circles. Really no idea why.
Martin, you just ran over your nephew ~ Just so no one panics, THIS DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Chris is still alive. As far as I know.
Fairy God-sisters ~ Does such a thing exist?
Arrrrrrrrrr! ~ Laura's oh-so-stimulating part in our Lord of the Rings sketch.
Very funny, Hobbit-breath ~ Apparently this is the new Anvil Group insult.
Peter-beater ~ Acts 12:7 ~ The angel struck Peter on the side and woke him up
Legolas, the Strangely Tell Elf, and Gimli, the Comic Relief Dwarf ~ Why did no one have a red nose? Would've been so much better.
Even more little bit later ~ I'll have to take the blame for this appalling bit of English
Is this table tennis bat meant to be this flimsy? ~ I think you'll find it's broken. Well, the lack of handle seems to suggest that anyway.
A rat! A rat!
Don't worry, it's probably just a load of spiders ~ Cat's super attempt at consoling Tilly
We're being infested by rats!
I think you'll find it's a bird stuck in the chimney ~ Does that girl ever shut up?
We think there's a sparrow in the chimney
Sparrow?! Sparrow?! That's no sparrow, that's an eagle! ~ Erm. Yes Tilly.
We do like the odd onion now and then ~ Thank you Martin. This won't mean anything to anyone who doesn't know Mr Deane, but I'll tell you it's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
Jack, don't put your foot there, that's only dry bit for my foot ~ That's it. You tell him Emily.
A crazy elephant ~ Da da da da da da da da da da. Hehe.
Save the trees, eat a beaver ~ It's an acquired taste though.
Even he was no damn good when we tried to rescue Mart's ball ~ See page entitled 'song'.
No Emma, hit the ball. The white round thing. That's the one ~ Toria teaching Emma the basics.
Penny would like a go ~ Sorry Penny, you so blatantly wanted to be in that go-kart!
I can't believe I did that without alcohol ~ Kat's little confession
Katherine, I'm putting you in charge of the bathrooms.
Why do I always get that? Whenever I go on Brownie camp I always end up cleaning the bogs! ~ Only one thing can go as a comment for this one. Haha!
Jack's cleaning the loos! ~ The shock felt by all at discovering Jack actually doing something useful was obvious when the entire meeting room emptied to go and see this phenomenon for themselves.
It's unlike Helen to be late! ~ Now now Mandy. A little less of the sarcasm.
I have no idea what's going on ~ And that surprises you Toria?
Is your mission to take over the compass as well as the world? ~ Lizzie's plan has been foiled yet again.
There goes the house again Penny ~ Long story, ask if you really want to know. Penny and Chris F will get it though.
The telephone box won't open
Useful ~ Apparently there wasn't a telephone in it either.
Do you know the way, Martin?
As well as always.
So, no? ~ This is the point at which I stepped in to map read.
Oh look, a welcome sign! ~ The fact that it said warning, army firing range, keep out was obviously irrelevent.
If we yell do you think they'll shoot us? ~ Another classic Tilly comment.
If they shoot, don't worry. The bullets will stop at the barbed wire ~ Erm, thanks Penny. I'll bear that in mind.
Imagine that's Jesus (indicates a small tea light)
You know, somehow I always thought he'd be taller! ~ Final proof that Chris is seeing things.
William Shakespeare's grandfather was a Roman.......Catholic, and he invaded Poland on September 1st 1939 ~ Read the thingy on the homepage. Can't be bothered to go through it again.
I've made a nest ~ Wow Toria. We're so proud!
Do you know how tall Hitler was, or where he lived? ~ Anyone who doesn't know, ask Tilly and she'll fill you in.
I know about the pub ~ Why does that not surprise me, Chris?
Jammeeeeee ~ Louisa's word of the week.
Jack 'the cool' ~ Haha. Not.
What are you doing? ~ Ok, this needs explaining. For anyone who's watched Trgger Happy TV, you know the thing where he goes up to a random person on a bench, blows a horn and people appear from nowhere and start bowing down to them? Well, we did that to Chris while he was on the phone to his friend. Sorry Chris! It was funny though.
It's nice to see you're all symmetrical this morning! ~ Apparently Kat meant vertical... Sure you did!
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I HAVE! ~ Apparently this one was quite as random as it sounds. Oh well.
I am beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuutiful!!! ~ Or not, Jack...
Holy quiver ~ Or, if you lie outside late at night on concrete, the holy shivers!!!
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